Getting ready for the "Game"

So, I seemed to get a little guff for coming up with the same "Punchline" for "Cowboys" in 185 two nights in a row (... SPUR of the moment*). Thinking more about it, I realized you all were right. How cheap! How LAZY! Truly, this is not what the audience deserves. This is not what the crowd has come to expect from an ACJKMMST show!

Therefore, I submit these "cowboy" punchlines for your approval:

185 Cowboys say... "Well, I don't 'ppreciate yer BRAND of humor!"

185 Cowboys say... "I'm jus' here to meet muh friends... DALLAS 'n AUSTIN."

185 Cowboys say... "Don't SADDLE me with yer issues!"

185 Cowboys say... "Don't give me nunna yer MECHANICAL BULL!"

185 Cowboys say... "I ain't a-drinkin'... pour me a ROY ROGERS!"

185 Cowboys say... "I'm just here to watch the game... I wanna know HOW THE WEST WAS WON!"

185 Cowboys say... "Lemme in! I've been a-waitin' out here since HIGH NOON!"

Fuck it. I'm using the "spurs" one.

footnote: *refers to the uproarious laughter and thunderous applause received on October 9 & 10, 2008 at the Stevie Ray's Comedy Cabaret in Bloomington/Edina (a.k.a. Bloomydina) which allowed Timothy Ezekial Dybevik to leave stage during the "185 Game" much to the duress of one host named Jason Jebadiah Bindas - source: wikipedia