Out here in tundra, I am warrior. But when mother travel from Anchorage... I feel like pussy-man! Maybe my name have something to do with it? The tribe call me Nana-Pun-Tanga (which is Inuit for "Turn head sideways, look like Oprah va-jay-jay).I am torn. Many feelings in heart and head. If only could show (not tell) Wife my feelings. Me try to work on that! "Chief Crazy-Eyes" then let me back in Tribal Council. Eskimo men have hard time showing emotion. Me try harder!
Wife put up with a lot from me! Wife try to be nice to Mother, but she go after Wife like polar bear on seal cub! (Not pretty!) Is hard to get in middle... Mother is BIG woman! Look like walrus when Northern Lights just right!
Wife not so good with fire. Her fish too salty and blubber too tough! But that not why I marry Wife... she great igloo maker and give GREAT NOSE!
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I read this in a work training and had to compose myself while reading "Oprah's va jay jay" (followed by a very graphic image of your sideways puckered face). It was very hard...That's what she said.
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