185 [blank] walk into a bar.. Comedy 2.0

Using Google Sets, I entered five common 185 occupations -- plumbers, lawyers, cowboys, bartenders, doctors -- and chose a "Large Set". Here it is... Google Comedy (and duplicates are Google's decision - I didn't edit the list)

doctors... "I guess I'll go drink at my HOUSE!"
plumbers.. "I'm just lookin' for my friend JOHN!"
lawyers.. "We just came in for SUBPOENA coladas!"
dentists.. "Yeah, yeah -- we know the DRILL!"
nurses.. "We just came in for a SHOT!"
pharmacists.. "But we were hoping some drinks would ALEVE our stress!"
contractors.. "This does not BENEFIT us at all. Absolutely NO BENEFITS!"
painters.. "Well, nothing you have to drink would ever satisfy my PALLET!"
banks.. "And to think I got all dressed up in my GOLDMAN SLACKS!"
vets.. "Buts it's raining CATS and DOGS outside!"
repairmen.. "MAY we TAG this place as unwelcome?"
mlm companies.. "You must not recognize us at all. That's pretty common, actually!"
clinics.. "Is it because we're OUT OF NETWORK?"
network marketers.. "But don't I know you... ?"
accountants.. "We just wanted to have a drink in honor of our fallen friend Heath LEDGER!"
website designers.. "But we promise to be out of here in a FLASH!"
isp's.. "Is that because you have no SERVERS?"
graphic artists.. "Is it because we keep putting MICKEYS in the drinks?"
veterinarians.. "We're going to stand here and keeping yelling until we go HORSE!"
long distance.. "We saw this coming on the VERIZON. We'll SPRINT right out of here if you insist but what if we promise to only drink on NIGHTS and WEEKENDS?"
advertisers.. "Let's go down the street to the co-op bar. It's clear that this one is too COMMERICAL."
cpa's.. "But finding another place to drink is far too TAXING!"
music stores.. "But we promise to lay down VINYL on everything in case we spill!"
electricians.. "WATT? That news is pretty SHOCKING!"
teachers.. "Are you kicking us out purely on PRINCIPAL?"
physiotherapists.. "Don't you think you could be a little more FLEXIBLE?"
chiropractors.. "Don't you think you could be a little more FLEXIBLE?"
occupational therapists.. "Don't you think you could be a little more FLEXIBLE?"
physical therapists.. "Don't you think you could be a little more FLEXIBLE?"
bankers.. "Does nothing about us INTEREST you at all?"
librarians.. "We don't have to leave, DEWEY?"
psychologists.. "Your decision is quite RORSHACHING!"
optometrists.. "But we brought our own GLASSES!"
attorneys.. "But we passed so many BARS before we came here!"
radiographers.. "Check the reservation list under MR. I!"
psychiatrists.. "Is it because we're too JUNG?"
engineers.. "Can't we find a way to BRIDGE this gap?"
dieticians.. "We were just looking for our friends JENNY and CRAIG!"
auto mechanics.. "Are you afraid we're going to DODGE out on the bill?"
hospitals.. "Can we just order some Hamburgers then? We like ours with MAYO."
midwives.. "You can't PUSH, PUSH, PUSH us out of here that easily!"
florists.. "If you let us in, we won't tell anyone. We promise that MUMS the word!"
bakers.. "And we thought getting drunk would be a PIECE OF CAKE!"
garbage collectors.. "That STINKS!"
tv reporters.. "But I'd RATHER stay here, DAN!"
astronauts.. "This place has no ATMOSPHERE anyways!"
zoo keepers.. "That's okay -- after a full day of work the last thing I want to see is more BARS!"